Monday, December 8, 2008 at 8:26 PM |  
I have spent the majority of my life with the knowledge that the Earth is flat. I was happy with my assumption, and nothing in my day to day dealings ever threatened this belief. However happy I thought that I was came to an abrupt halt one day when i found solid evidence that the world was, in fact, round. I know. Some of you are thinking, "This guy is nuts, round? Really, Jesse?" Well, unfortunately I am here to tell you that yes, the world is round. It isn't like I went out in search of the makeups of the world. I never doubted that the world was flat. Why would I? it doesn't affect me. It's not like I go out and search for things I assume are true. I have better ways to spend my time, like decorating my Christmas Tree with peanut butter. That, however, is a story for another day. Actually it's a lie. Anyways. The world. Round. It blew my mind. In the end, however, I had to accept it. How did I accept it so easily? How do I know that the world is round? Why am I telling you, my knowledgable readers, to change your beliefs in what you know of the world? Simple.

I read it on the internet.
Posted by Jesse

3 comments:

Vernon's Minion said...

Problem. The internet also says the earth is flat. Damn wishy washing internet.
http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/FlatMisStat.htm

December 8, 2008 at 8:39 PM  
Jesse said...

There were no pictures associated with that website. Therefore it is false. The world is round.

December 8, 2008 at 8:47 PM  
Vernon's Minion said...

http://makingmaps.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/flat-earth1.jpg
I found a picture of a flat earth on the internets too.

December 8, 2008 at 10:13 PM